Would the Real Jesus Please Stand Up

Born 3rd or 4th Year BC in Tyana in Cappadocia, atare most numerous, and actually manifested in present
16 Appollonius of Tyana became a disciple offacts, so as to lead astray all beholders?"
Pythagoras, renouncing flesh, wine and women. HeThe book by Philostratos was therefore, and not
wore no shoes and let his hair and beard grow long.surprisingly, kept back from translation and distribution.
He soon became a reformer and fixed his abode inIn fact, the books of the New Testament did not
the Temple of Aesculapius - the serpent healing deityappear until at least one hundred years after the Life
we discovered to be of paramount importance in Theof Apollonius.
Serpent Grail, and who himself originated from theEven the birth of Apollonius bears some remarkable
Egyptian architect Imhotep.similarities to the fictional life of Christ. Whilst his mother
It was claimed of Appollonius that he was one of thewas pregnant with Apollonius, Proteus, the Egyptian
wisest of all men and in all likelihood he gained hisGod, appeared to her and said, "Thou shalt bring forth
immense wisdom whilst at the feet of the wiseme!" The mother of Apollonius was to bring forth God.
serpentine Naga sages of the Indian sub-continent.Incidentally, Proteus was known to take the form of a
We can see evidence of this from Philostratos [1], thesnake.
biographer of Appollonius, who tells us of the journeyAccording to Phillimore, Apollonius actually founded a
to Kashmir to meet the Naga sage Larchus and of thechurch and a community, made up of his disciples. It is
"emerald valley set in a rim of pearls" and of the taleshighly likely that these were connected to a branch of
that Apollonius told his travelling companion, Damus, ofthe Essene, known as the Therapeuts and Nazarenes.
dragons which lived in the hills. Both emerald and pearlsIndeed there was a group known as the Apolloniei, the
have symbolic resonance with wisdom and knowledgeadherents of Apollonius, who actually survived some
and the dragons which lived in the hills were nothingcenturies after his death. These constituted what
more than the Naga, or serpent followers of the region.became the Christian Church, after the Council of
The hill where these wise men lived [2] was defendedNicaea - so Apollonius did indeed begin Christianity,
on all sides by immense piles of rocks. As soon as thebased upon serpentine myths and traditions of the
travellers had dismounted a messenger from one ofoldest order.
the Masters appeared, wearing of all things, a serpentIn fact Eunapius stated that Philostratos should have
Caduceus on his brow - an obvious allusion to thecalled his book "The Sojourning of a God Among
enlightenment process via the Indian Kundalini, or coiledMen." However once the decision had been made to
serpent.plump for the newly created Christ, cobbled together
Platitudes were given and when in conversationfrom various deities, Apollonius was repressed. It is
Apollonius learned from Larchus, that these Nagas hadbasically because of books like the one of Philostratos
delivered their wisdom to the Egyptians and eventhat the ancient libraries at places such as Alexandria
Ethiopia, which as Hivviah or Cush was named afterwere torched. Destroy the evidence of the opposition
the worship of serpents.and there appears to be no opposition. But they
Eventually Apollonius became a wise sage himself andmissed one vital piece of evidence in their own book.
his own notoriety grew. Aurelian vowed to erectIn 1st Corinthians 3:3-6 it says, "for while one saith, I am
Temples and statues to his honour "for was thereof Apollos, are ye not carnal? Who, then, is Paul, and
ever any thing among men more holy, venerable, noble,whom Apollos, but ministers, by whom ye believed,
and divine than Apollonius? He restored life to theeven as the Lord gave to every man? I have planted,
dead; he did and spoke many things beyond humanApollos watered; but God gave the increase."
reach." (Vopiscus in Aurelian, cap. 24)I could so easily have overlooked this had it not been
Truly, Temples and statues were erected to Apolloniusfor a chance discovery of an ancient version of 1st
in many places, including his own town of Tyana. UnlikeCorinthians found in a French monastery by a
Jesus, there is evidence to prove that ApolloniusHuguenot soldier entitled the Codex Bezae. The name
actually existed. As Moncure D. Conway said in hisApollos is spelt Apollonius! In fact in the Encyclopaedia
book Modern Thought:Britannica the name Apollo in this context can also
"The world has been for a long time engaged in writingmean Apollonius. Indeed this Apollos was said to have
lives of Jesus."even visited Paul (the apostle who did not suffer from
The library of such writing has grown since then. Butsnakebites) and he was called an Alexandrian Jew. It
when we come to examine them, one startling factis possible that Apollonius brought back a new gospel
confronts us: all these books relate to a personageof Chrishna from the Kashmir interlude with the
concerning whom there does not exist a single scrapserpent sages and it was this, which gave birth to the
of contemporary information - not one! Nobody canChrist that was in reality based upon serpent worship.
say with any conviction that Jesus was a real person.Now we know why Christ sloughed off his shroud in
On the other hand and by accepted tradition,the tomb, just as the snake sloughs its skin and is
Apollonius was born in the reign of Augustus, the greatresurrected. Now we know why the early Christians
literary age of the nation of which he was a subject. Inwere known as Ophites, it simply means serpent
the Augustan age historians flourished; poets, orators,worshippers.
critics and travellers abounded. Yet not one of themNotes
mentions the name of Jesus Christ, much less any1 In De Vita Apollonii (The Life of Apollonius)
incident of his life. The Emperor Marcus AureliusPhilostratos tells us of the superstitious practices
admitted that it was to Apollonius that he owed hiscarried out by those of Arabia and India with some
own philosophy, and erected Temples and statues inremarkable tales about "eating the heart and liver of
his honour. No statues or Temples were erected toserpents, for the purpose of acquiring knowledge of
Jesus.the thoughts and languages of animals." Philostratos
Faust said, "Everyone knows that the Evangeliumswrote extensively on Apollonius of Tyana, the great
were written neither by Jesus nor by his apostle, butsage who is seen by many as being the true Christ.
long after their time by some unknown persons, who,2 Taxila was the capital of ancient Punjab (Hindus). In
judging well that they would hardly be believed whenthe Sanskrit language it was Takshacila or simply
telling of things they had not seen themselves, headed"Prince of the serpent tribe." Taxila was a famous
their narratives with the names of the apostles orplace, having been mentioned in several languages and
disciples contemporaneous with the latter."connected with the infamous Silk Road between the
On the other hand, the written record of the life ofFar West (Babylonia) and the Far East (China). Here
Apollonius is very sound and Philostratos who wrotelies the oldest known Hindu shrine in the Pillared Hall, on
the Life of Apollonius was the close friend of Damusthe site of the western end, said to have had a
who had related the whole thing in person.ceremonial function. The king of Taxila was called
Philostratos said, "Some consider him as one of theTaxiles and in 329 BC he invited Alexander the Great
Magi, because he conversed with the Magi of Babylonto support him against aggressors. In 184 BC the
and the Brahmans of India and the Gymnosophists ofGreeks invaded and placed Demetrius on the throne.
Egypt. But even his wisdom is reviled, as beingThe town was rebuilt and strangely it was called
acquired by the magic art, so erroneous are theSirkap (severed head). It was a multi-ethnic area now
opinions formed of him. Whereas Empedocles andwith Greeks, Bactrians, western Iranians and Hindus all
Pythagoras and Democritus, though they conversedliving together. There was a great mix of Hinduism,
with the same Magi, and advanced many paradoxicalserpent worship, Buddhism, Zoroastrianism and Greek
sentiments, have not fallen under the like imputation.religious beliefs all mixing together--a place very much
Even Plato, who travelled in Egypt, and blended withlike Alexandria.
his doctrines many opinions collected there from theApollonius of Tyana went to Taxila as we find in the
priests and prophets, incurred not such a suspicion,Life of Apollonius of Tyana by Philostratos. "I have
though above all men on account of his superioralready described the way in which the city is walled,
wisdom."but they say that it was divided up into narrow streets
The very fact that Apollonius was in danger ofin the same irregular manner as in Athens, and that the
usurping the "idea" of Christ with his own "factual" lifehouses were built in such a way that if you look at
caused much consternation amongst the earlythem from outside they had only one storey, while if
Christians. Justin Martyr, one of the Church Fathers ofyou went unto one of them, you at once found
the 2nd century said, "How is it that the talismans bysubterranean chambers extending as far below the
Apollonius have power over certain members oflevel of the earth as did the chambers above."
creation, for they prevent, as we have seen, the fury(Section 2.2). It was the King of Taxila (Phroates) who
of the waves, the violence of the winds, and thewrote a letter of recommendation for Apollonius to
attacks of wild beasts. And whilst Our Lord's miraclesIarchus in-order to have him learn the wisdom of the
are preserved by tradition alone, those of ApolloniusNagas of Kashmir.